Dear Abby

[phoenixrising79]

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need
your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has
been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the
caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "just some
friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I
usually fall asleep. Anyway, I've never approached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind
my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when
she arrived home from a night out with "the girls." When she got out
of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she
took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that
moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline
crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood. Is this
something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop
where I bought it?

[BlackMagicRose]

Leave it to a man to ask one question and go completely off topic and worry more about the damn golf clubs than the whereabouts of his wife...LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img]